Bryan "B" Kemler

Category: Writing

  • NEAR THE VENT: A THEORY OF ART

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    Bryan Kemler
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    Some of the most important things on earth go unwitnessed. Hydrothermal vents are such things. Often existing miles deep in the sea, the vast majority of them are completely unwitnessed by people. The processes of life on earth are largely driven by the power of these vents, which are cracks in the earth’s crust where…

  • The Murder by Arnold Hemingway

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    Bryan Kemler
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, Hollywood Home’s Tour has arrived at The Manor Assisted Living House for Disabled Adults.  As you can see, this white-gabled mansion rivals the opulence of any property in Beverly Hills, and its twelve wooded acres are unsurpassed.  Located just minutes from Hollywood’s largest movie lots, The Manor boasts as residents several important…

  • The Weiner Transcript

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    Bryan Kemler
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    4/24/17 quality assurance recording of Defendant Weiner’s phone call to leasing company [recording commences] Operator:      Bench and Bus Leasing, how may I help you? Weiner:        Just put your fucking boss on lady, I do not have time to monkey around with underlings.  Operator:     If you say so, but Mr. Li…

  • What Would Hamilton Do?

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    Bryan Kemler
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    This week, a Texas elector named Christopher Suprun declared that he will not cast his vote for Donald Trump. Mr. Suprun, a lifelong Republican, believes that Mr. Trump is inherently unqualified to be president, and will not vote for him, despite having sworn an oath to do so. Mr. Suprun cites his conscience, and his…