Bryan "B" Kemler

Category: Fiction

  • The Murder by Arnold Hemingway

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    Bryan Kemler
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, Hollywood Home’s Tour has arrived at The Manor Assisted Living House for Disabled Adults.  As you can see, this white-gabled mansion rivals the opulence of any property in Beverly Hills, and its twelve wooded acres are unsurpassed.  Located just minutes from Hollywood’s largest movie lots, The Manor boasts as residents several important…

  • The Weiner Transcript

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    Bryan Kemler
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    4/24/17 quality assurance recording of Defendant Weiner’s phone call to leasing company [recording commences] Operator:      Bench and Bus Leasing, how may I help you? Weiner:        Just put your fucking boss on lady, I do not have time to monkey around with underlings.  Operator:     If you say so, but Mr. Li…